WORLD - The entire planet has reportedly given their lives to Christ immediately upon hearing that there will be no politics whatsoever in Heaven.

"You mean no political parties, no propaganda, and no elections in Heaven?!" said local man Clay Jones with visible confusion. "If that's the case then I will lay my life down right now and follow Christ!"

Others were similarly overjoyed by this announcement of good, spin-free news. "Listen man, that's cool and all that there will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, but you had me at zero politics!"

Every person both rich and poor, young and old has received the promise that those in heaven will live in complete harmony under the sovereign reign and perfect peace of their creator God. They were informed that they would be His peop

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