President Donald Trump's administration finally got settled into the White House this week, but word has it that cleaning the place out after Joe Biden's departure was a daunting task. Trump's team worked long hours following the inauguration, and you won't believe what they found.

The Babylon Bee's Washington, D.C. connections provided the following list of things found by Trump's staff when cleaning out the White House:

74 bags of a white, powdery substance: Test results were still pending to identify the substance, but… you know what it was.

Several leftover cases of adult diapers: As any parent knows, nothing is worse than finding out you're out of diapers.

Chair lift: Determined to be obsolete now that there's a president who can navigate stairs.

One Resolute Desk drawer fille

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