WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Sanders has drawn criticism for a claim that's being criticized as "outlandish": her recent statement that Border Patrol agents have captured an entire army of Orcs attempting to cross into the US.
"We know that roughly, nearly 4,000 fell servants of Sauron attempted to come into our country illegally last year but were stopped by CPB before they could lay siege to our country," she said. "There may come a day when our southern border shall fail---but it is not this day!"
Journalists from both sides of the aisle pointed out the farfetched nature of Sanders' claim, citing the fact that Orcs typically march from Mordor rather than Mexico, and that they are fictional creatures. Queries with the State Department revealed that zero beings twisted to do Sauron's biddin