HENDERSONVILLE, TN — A local man breathed a sigh of relief at the gates of Heaven as he entered the hereafter today, receiving a "Well done" commendation from God Almighty for spending his life arguing with other people in the comments section of YouTube videos.

"I wasn't quite sure if my life's work would measure up," said Luke Sullivant. "As it turns out, my Heavenly Father really did appreciate and approve of all the time I spent owning people I disagreed with on YouTube. I really showed them! Now I can spend eternity in paradise!"

Though other people entering the glory and splendor of Heaven along with Sullivant toiled for decades giving to the poor, comforting those who mourn, and caring for widows and orphans, Sullivant's dogged debates with dissenting YouTube users were enough to

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