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Dear readers,

It is with a heavy heart that I announce we have decided to close the doors here at The Babylon Bee. Satire requires targets worthy of mockery to persist. And unfortunately, with Donald Trump taking office this year, there will be nothing to make fun of.

There are so many wonderful things about Trump, but his one flaw is he is not good for comedy. A smoothly running, efficient administration that does what it says, fulfills its promises, and abides by a strict code of ethics simply provides no worthy targets for valid satire.

What are we supposed to do - make fun of Trump when he closes the border and ushers in a new age of prosperity? What about when he ends all wars his first day in office? Or when he makes good on his promise to purchase G

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