HAS a friend got engaged while you’re still being left on ‘read’ on Bumble? Express how happy you definitely are for them with this guide.

Scream

When your friend smugly shows you her engagement ring, react as though you’ve never seen jewellery before. The sight of a diamond-encrusted band should make you sound hysterical, even if it was clearly purchased from Argos. Struggling to give a convincing performance? Channelling all of your 3am fears of dying alone will make you shriek.

Post an Instagram comment

Not leaving a comment underneath the black-and-white engagement photoshoot posted by the bride-to-be would be a sign of envy. Instead, you need to write an exhaustingly sincere message about how you can’t imagine two people better suited for each other, while conveniently omitting wh

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