REGINA, SK

Mr. and Mrs. Peter and Nettie Dyck of Regina have been in the habit of fast-forwarding through sex scenes in movies since their children were young. The kids have long since grown up and started families of their own, but the Dycks still close their eyes and reach for the remote whenever things get a little steamy.

“Oba, Peter, where’s the remote? Looks like Richard Gere is taking off his shirt again!” said Mrs. Dyck, while re-watching “I don’t want you getting any ideas!”

Every Friday night the Dycks crack open a 2-litre bottle of Pepsi and pop a video cassette into the VCR, eagerly anticipating the chance to flip past the love scenes.

“I must admit there are times when I wish we could just throw caution to the wind and see everything that dreamy Kevin Costner has to offer,

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