SALEM, Ore. — Local scientists at the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife (ODFW) warned this week that flushing unused and expired SSRIs, anti-anxiety meds, and anti-psychotics may lead to a serious crisis in the creativity and sexual potency in marine life, confirmed sources.

“We’ve all seen ‘Finding Nemo.’ Now picture that movie with less fish boners. That’s what we’re dealing with here,” said Dr. Mariclare Berendo of the ODFW. “All drains lead to the ocean and flushing unused head-meds really robs the fish population of their creative spark. They can’t make their little fish music. They can’t paint their little fishy paintings. They can’t tell their little fishy stand-up jokes. All they do is go through long bouts of depression where they can’t seem to get themselves out of their co

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