There’s a new kid in town. 3I/ATLAS – an interstellar object that many ‘scientists’ are calling a ‘comet’ – has just recently entered our galactic backyard. At least one person is already raising the alarm that it’s most likely a malicious alien probe sent to doom humanity, to which we say: ‘about damn time.’ According to this lone report, we’ve got just over two months to enjoy the spoils of Earth before the stock market crashes, money is irrelevant, and we welcome our alien overlords to a new era of humanity. Here are six songs we’re listening to this week to help ease the wait.

AFI ‘Behind the Clock’

If you’ve seen a photo of Davey Havok’s illustrious new mustache and mullet combo, you’d think AFI were prepping the soundtrack for the next season of Monster Jam. As glorious as that sou

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