BY: JAKOB PLATT, FALM AXPERT
Oba, so the only movies I aver saw were at the Game and Fish Days there in Schteinback or maybe at the John Deere dealer. This makes me the most knowledgeable falm critic at the SEMBC charch once. So naturally, when the charch heard about the Mannanite film going up for Bast Picture at the Oncle Oscars, they axed me to search the archives and talk about all the Mannanite movies you can watch yet.
I got a list of all the Bast Picture nominees from all of history. I haven’t seen these movies, but from the titles I’m really sure that they must be about Mannanites.
(1934) – I haven’t seen it but I hear this classic is about the miraculous conception of the Dueck twins, who were born just 5 months after their parents were married.
(1936) – Oba, I’m pretty sure t