As I write this, the President of the United States of America is busy posting about how hot he thinks Sydney Sweeney is and that Taylor Swift is “NO LONGER HOT.” Just a reminder that these are very normal times.

Speaking of social media, I was put in Bluesky jail for 24 hours for a post about RFK Jr. in which I may have reacted badly to the news that RFK Jr. thought cancer screenings were like, woke, or something. I’ve had cancer twice. My twin sister has had cancer twice. Cancer killed my father. (Between the three of us, by the way, there are four different kinds of cancer. Cancérmon GO! champs, over here.) So, yeah, I may have taken that a little personally. Also, I think it’s morally neutral at worst for a person who has had cancer to wish cancer upon another person if said person ac

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