We all change as we get older, but that doesn’t mean you have to become your parents. Here are the Daily Bonnet, we’re committed to helping you identify and fight the seven signs of aging…for Mennonites. As Mennonites age, they need to be on the lookout for these clues. Once you get all seven, there’s no hope for you. But as long as you’re just beginning on this path, there’s still a chance you can stop, or at least slow down the Mennonite aging process.

Perogy Gut – More common in men, than in women, perogy gut (a.k.a. vereniki gut) only increases as we age. The best way to stop it is by consuming kale. Ah, forget it, perogy gut it is.

Uncontrollable Gossiping – The inability to stop yourself from whispering about Mrs. Loewen’s daughter Rebecca is a sure sign of an aging Mennonite.

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