J.D. Vance really did have a river raised for himself in Ohio. That was just the beginning.

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Wasn’t it just days ago that news outlets reported that Vice President J.D. Vance had the military raise an Ohio river’s water level to make conditions more optimal for his 41 st -birthday kayaking trip? So how is it that he’s already moved on to wreaking havoc on an entirely different locale for a whole separate getaway, this time to England’s Cotswolds, where, a few days ago, his security team allegedly dispatched the police en masse in advance of his arrival? We are 12 days into August, and the Vance travel monster has managed to upend life on two separate continents.

According to a dispatch from U.K.’s Observer, this was the scene:

“We have had the poli