LANGHAM, SK

The security line at the Langham International Airport was around the block this weekend after the federal government passed a new law requiring all Mennonites to dispose of their roll kuchen and syrup before boarding.

“Plus, they’re not even letting us board with a half-eaten watermelon,” said a visibly upset Lorna Kliewer. “If this is how it’s going to be at the airport, I think I’ll just go to Abbotsford in the back of Mr. Dueck’s Dodge Ram, thank you very much.”

The new law created chaos and long lines at the Langham airport, which is already understaffed due to the fact they pay everyone in used tea bags and expired gift cards to Applebees.

“You should have seen those Mennos scramble to fit all that roll kuchen in the carry-on luggage,” said Langham airport CEO Bob Ple

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