HENDERSON, NE

After not visiting a barber for more than two months, local graphic designer, Dylan Johnson, 23, of Henderson, Nebraska is being mistaken for a Mennonite everywhere he goes.

“ , I’m glad to see you’ve finally joined the faith,” said Mr. Friesen. “We’ve been hoping you’d see the light for a while now. You know I’ve got a few eligible daughters who might be interested…”

Dylan tried to explain to the man that he just hadn’t had a haircut in a while. His beard, he explained, was the result of working from home, and not because he had become particularly devout.

“I buy eggs from Mr. Friesen all the time, but I’m not about to join up with the Mennonites,” explained Dylan. “Although that Aganetha sure is a looker, so you never know…”

Dylan’s unkempt appearance was also the sour

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