DOMMHEIT, AB

Local man Mr. Kooltje, 43, who gets all his information from memes and YouTube videos, believes that those who don’t believe stupid crap they find online are “sheep.”

“They’re just obeying whatever the doctors and scientists are telling them,” said Kooltje. “Whereas I don’t conform to anyone but this one guy I found online.”

Kooltje is very critical of government authority, but has unquestioned allegiance to some dude he found online.

“I can’t believe all those sheeple would just turn off their brains like that and just go along with the conspiracy,” said Kooltje. “What they ought to be doing is delving into the bowels of the Internet and then just believing without question anything they find there.”

Kooltje describes himself as a free thinker and says it’s just a coinci

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