Knels and Annie Krahn Make Their Oscar Picks

AYLMER, ON

Mennonite television and movie critics, Knels and Annie Krahn of Aylmer, are back to help you fill out your Oscar ballot for the 89th Academy Awards.

Best Picture

Knels: “Da two frontrunners are da s and da s. Averyone at da Aylmer Menno Home is yust raving about da Moonlights, but I tink s is the safer bet…not dat I condone betting.”

Annie: “ , Knels, your Oscar picks are as predictable as your Sunday afternoon snuggling. I tink we’re in for a real surprise this year. I would vote for . Isn’t that the one about Mennonites arriving in Canada yet?”

Knels: “I must be. Vat else could it be about?”

Best Actor

Knels: “Like all Mennonites, I was disappointed dat da Tom Hanks was not nominated. I like averyting dat man does. I guess I’ll go with Casey Affleck on dis one.”

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