WINKLER, MB

While thousands of Canadians are panicked these days due to a short supply of toilet paper, Mennonites, on the other hand, haven’t been fazed by the shortage at all.

“Well, it looks like it’s time to get reacquainted with good old Timothy Eaton,” said Mr. Sawatzky, ripping a page from the Spring/Summer 1976 edition. “Ahh, this brings back some fond memories!”

Back before technological advances led to the creation of this strange new substance called “toilet paper,” Mennonites simply used whatever they had on hand.

“There’s just something about those glossy photos from the housewares department that cannot be improved upon,” said Mr. Sawatzky, folding up the sheet to give himself a second ply. “You know, I actually think this stuff is thick enough to use both sides!”

Mr. Sa

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