They can call it the “McDonaldland Meal.” But that doesn’t change what it actually is. It’s a McDonald’s Happy Meal that makes it less weird when adults buy it – plus a new shake with the color scheme of a Lisa Frank trapper keeper .

I’m not judging. Honestly, adults deserve this. Kids have never had to figure out the difference between a healthcare deductible and a premium. They don’t have to worry about injuring their back because they sneezed or slept weirdly.

The least the world can give us is a little trinket to distract from the barrage of prescription drug and sports betting ads I’m going to experience on a given day.

In this case, it’s a little metal case with a bunch of stickers, including the “pilot’s license” of a C-list McDonald’s character that I barely remember.

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