LITTLE ROCK, AR — A local conservative man was struck by a sudden feeling of dread while checking out his annual "Year in Review" notification from Spotify, believing he would be horribly embarrassed if the knowledge of how prominently Taylor Swift featured in the list were to be obtained by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

"I don't even know how I would explain this," said Darrel Hankins as he looked through his favorites from 2023. "I mean, look at this. It's almost all Tay-Tay... um, I mean, Taylor Swift. What kind of man could I claim to be if the FBI or any intelligence agencies find this out? Any reputation I have as a strong conservative would be ruined. But, gosh, I just love those songs. You slay, T-Swizzle!"

The team of FBI agents holed up in a nondescript, unmarked van dow

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