ATLANTA, GA - Call this one a win for modesty: Chick-fil-A is introducing the world's first fully clothed chicken breasts.
"Modest is hottest---and now modest is also the most delicious," said Dan Cathy, CEO. "While other, sin-filled restaurants allow for completely naked chicken breasts, we've got you covered. I mean, we've got the breasts covered. As they should be."
During the summer, the breasts will be covered with a modest one-piece bathing suit, while fall months will have the chicken covered in a nice turtleneck. Festive sweaters will adorn the chicken breasts during the winter, and spring will allow for a high-necked, floor-length dress.
The restaurant's Christian fanbase responded enthusiastically to the news. "It's important for Christians to use dizzernment when it comes to