WINNIPEG, MB

After a delightful gathering at the Forks this Sunday, 1200 of Winnipeg’s most conscientious citizens found themselves in the quintessential Canadian dilemma: fighting over who was going to foot the bill.

“Hey, everybody, the fine’s here. How do you want to split it?” said attendee Dwayne. “I’m good with going halfsies, but I know Karen didn’t have anything to drink and Bob had more than his share of mozza sticks, so…”

The officer grew impatient with the crowd as they passed around a hat to pay the $300 fine, which was the stiffest Covid fine ever issued in Manitoba.

“That’s twenty-five cents each,” said Dwayne. “Hey, Tim, can a borrow a nickel?”

Problems arose when Dwayne’s buddy Dan showed up without a mask after the fine had already arrived.

“Ugh, Dan, come on now, yo

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