Ihave a business proposition for Ms. Bassett. Okay, so we are living in stressful and trying times, right? And seeing Angela Bassett looking beautiful and competent in a suit helps lower your blood pressure, obviously. Angela needs to launch an app called…something I haven’t brainstormed yet…where, in times of extreme stress, your phone just lights up with photos of her looking similarly. Maybe you could even sync it with your Oura ring so that it does this automatically. Having a nightmare? ANGELA PHOTOS. Reading the news? ANGELA PHOTOS. Your sports team is wetting the bed? ANGELA PHOTOS. Phew, it’s all gonna be okay. I’ll happily fork over $5 a month.

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