"That's a personal question": Area Politician Remains Silent on Science and Logic

ONNWEEHTENHEIT, MB

While many politicians, from all political stripes, have publicly come out in favour of science and logic, a few are refusing to answer the question, saying that “my family’s personal stance on these issues is a private matter.”

“It’s none of anyone’s business whether I’m in favour of science or whether I just believe whatever I find on YouTube,” said local MP the Right Honourable Richard Shart. “No one needs to know whether I make sound decisions based on logic, or whether I find supposed evidence that confirms my biases and just go with that.”

Reporters replied by suggesting no one was asking for his “family’s” take on the subject, but as a public servant, voters might be interested to know whether their MP was anti-stupid-crap-found-on-the-Internet or not.

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