DEL RIO, TX - After horrific images surfaced showing horseback Border Patrol agents patrolling the border while on horseback, President Biden's Secretary of Horses has temporarily revoked their privilege of doing their job while riding horses.

"Until the agents learn to behave in a manner that doesn't call attention to one of Biden's many disasters, they cannot ride any horses, and must instead use these." He then held up two empty coconut halves, demonstrating how they sound like horse hooves when banged together. A journalist from CNN asked if the sound was coming from a real horse.

Border agent Bob Arthur expressed disappointment in the decision but said he understands why it had to happen. "We Texans can get carried away once we hop on a horse. From up there, anything moving looks li

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