TORONTO, ON

After visiting every small town in the Canadian Rockies this season, participants opened their envelopes to discover they’d be flying right over Manitoba this week.

“Oooh, where are we going next?” wondered Team ‘Hockey Mullets’, ripping open their envelopes. “Oh, awesome, look, we’re flying right over southern Manitoba on our way to somewhere in Ontario!”

This is reportedly the 112th time that Manitoba has been flown over on the which makes it the most flown over province in the show’s history.

“We’re finally beating Saskatchewan in something … other than football,” said Manitoba Premier Heather Stephenson. “I sure hope the flies over our beautiful province again next year.”

The contestants peered out their windows and strained to catch a glimpse of The Forks, the Margare

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