A BOYFRIEND who thought he would quickly see what his partner gets up to online failed to comprehend the sheer volume of inane daily correspondence, he admitted.

Joshua Hudson’s search for incriminating messages foundered in the first WhatsApp group, where after frantic scrolling he had still not got past a lengthy discussion of that morning’s brunch.

Joshua said: “I was on the prowl for dick pics, inappropriate flirtation or any discussion of how great I am. I was confronted with ongoing notifications from three hen do chats, the main group chat, and multiple splinter groups discussing all the other chats.

“These are allegedly her closest friends who she tells everything to, but it was mostly about food, which actresses would play them in movies of their lives, or links to properties t

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