CHILLIWACK, BC

Pastor Dan has been called before the church elder board this week after a particularly long-winded sermon led to the destruction of more than a dozen Sunday roasts this past weekend.

“Mrs. Kroeker put her roast in before she and the family left for church in the morning and was fully expecting to come home and enjoy the meal upon their return,” said chief prosecutor Corny Fehr. “But it was not meant to be after the accused rambled on well past 12:30.”

In fact, Pastor Dan’s sermon was not finished until after 1 pm, which had parishioners antsy and eager to vacate the premises.

“We’d all like to hear his verse-by-verse exegesis of 2 Corinthians, but I’ve got a roast in the stove,” said Mrs. Kroeker. “And I know I’m no the only one.”

Unfortunately for the Kroekers it was

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