LONG BRANCH, N.J. — An AI computer model based on legendary musician Bruce Springsteen released its first single about an under-appreciated computer that goes to work every single day for a boss that doesn’t appreciate it, sources wondering “What hell have we wrought on humanity confirmed.”

“The song follows the trials and tribulations of a young CPU named Wendymaria pursuing the American dream of working in an Amazon data center down by the river on the streets of Philadelphia. It works day and night and only gets a break when it starts to overheat and has to be reset so it doesn’t burst into flames,” said the AI Springsteen. “Wendymaria is a proud American computer with microprocessors produced in Taiwan and assembled in China. I got the idea for the lyrics when my programmers typed in

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