WINKLER, MB
Inspired by a recent high-profile nearly-nude shopping trip at the local 7-11, swarms of nudists have taken to the streets of Winkler to express their free-spirited ways.
“For decades I thought Morden was the most liberal town in the Pembina Valley,” said 74-year-old nudist Mrs. Martens. “After hearing about that pantsless young man at the 7-11 in Winkler, I realized I was in the wrong town this whole time.”
The 7-11 in Winkler has quickly become the gathering point for rural Manitoba nudists, but as the movement grows they are expanding across the city.
“The CEMB church lobby is a hot spot,” said Mrs. Martens. “We’re also doing laps in the Wal-Mart produce section on Wednesday mornings.”
However, not everyone is impressed with the new clothing-optional Winklerites.
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