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After the on-again off-again relationship with broadcaster ABC, Tim Allen, born Tim Dick, has decided to take his talents elsewhere with a new sitcom called “Last Mennonite Standing.” In the new show Allen plays a conservative Mennonite man named Johan Barkman who runs a chicken eviscerating plant and tries to cope with his liberal children.

“Some say I’m just playing myself again,” said Allen, “but that’s not true. This time I’m doing a killer Low German accent!”

Allen, known for his working class characters throughout his career, is excited to add yet another one to his list.

“It was only a matter of time before I played a Menno. Tool man, sporting goods salesman, Mennonite. I think it works,” said Allen. “I even cast one of my own cousins to play my wife Maria!”

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