WASHINGTON, D.C. — President-elect Donald Trump was still several weeks away from taking office, but the implementation of new policies by his Department of Government Efficiency had already begun, as "Elon on the Shelf" dolls were being installed in all congressional offices to remind lawmakers to be efficient.

In accordance with DOGE's philosophy, the dolls bearing the image of Elon Musk were placed throughout the Capitol Hill complex to keep legislators in line and help them remember the potential consequences of wasteful spending.

"Every time I think about loading up a piece of legislation with pork and favors for lobbyists, I look at that doll," said one lawmaker. "We're all terrified of that thing. It might be smiling, but you can see something threatening in its eyes. Just like th

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