BROTSCHULD, SK

Local man Jakob T. Nikkel was awarded a trophy from the EMBBMC church for “having a submissive wife for a record fifty-five years.”

“In all those years, she never once questioned my authority as the rightful head of the household,” said Nikkel. “Even when I did some really stupid stuff like spend all our money at Tomato Soup Penner’s place, she stood by me and let me get away with it without so much as a disdainful glare or an ‘ .'”

Nikkel admits that back in the late 50s he had his choice of the Dueck sisters and he chose the most compliant-looking one.

“I sure know how to pick ’em,” says Nikkel. “But I can’t give her all the credit. I’m also a really overbearing and manipulative jerk, so that definitely helps.”

The EMBBMC offers this prize annually. In addition to the

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