BOUGHT the latest Deftones album because you were cool once and yearn to be again? The fanbases of these bands cling to youth in the most obnoxious sartorial way possible:
Deftones
TikTok has made nu-metal marketable to idiots once again, but that’s no excuse for seeing 40-year-olds pulling up gym socks like tight condoms in the middle of Sainsbury’s. Nor is it for them to claim Chino Moreno’s voice as sexy just for whispering, or to dye their hair red at the behest of an edgelord nephew high on Juiced Monster and anime edits.
311
There was a time where British people dreamed of an America where you could stuff your face with baby back ribs and listen to shite reggae without judgement. 311 fans still believe in that Nebraska and channel its spirit with Tommy Bahama shirts never seen on