Brexit? Stop immigration? Where on earth did you hear that nonsense? By Nigel Farage

YESTERDAY, I unveiled my grand new plan to end immigration forever. Yet people kept asking me about Brexit? Why, when it was unrelated to immigration in any way?

I suppose some of my Brexit campaigning, if anyone even remembers, touched on how terrifying it would be to live next door to Romanians with posters showing an endless queue of scary brown men. You could make inferences from that.

But did I say the exact words, ‘If Brexit wins, I hereby commit myself to reducing immigration by a specific quantifiable amount’? No, I did not and you can Google it.

If you’d paid attention, you’d realise Brexit was largely about pretending it was World War 2 again and blue passports mattered. Only idiots would think such childish jingoistic posturing was an actual policy on immigration, and Brexite