Exploiting a loophole in their plan to pay asylum seekers to return abroad, cash strapped holiday makers have registered themselves as Illegal immigrants. A family of four can now have a free holiday - provided they are happy for the location to be Afghanistan.Nigel Farage will personally book your air flight and escort you, by the ear, through customs. £2bn has been put aside for the plan, which should just about cover his drinks tab. Reform claims the holidays will be all inclusive - all you c

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