NEW YORK, NY - Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recently held a town hall where a party of orcs stole the show.

As Ocasio-Cortez was driving home a point about saving the planet by decreasing our own existence, an orc spoke up and said "What about them? They're fresh!" pointing at some hobbits in the audience. "Excuse me?" asked a confused AOC. "We could eat them," exclaimed the hungry orc. "Yeah," chimed in another, "Why can't we have some meat?"

Taken aback, the congresswoman stammered as she thought about how to respond. Meanwhile, the rowdy orcs continued with their suggestions: "I'm starving. We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!"

Finally, a large, threatening Uruk-Hai spoke up in their defense, "They are not for eating!" As the democratic socialist

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