DENVER, CO — Struggling to find a way to get up early to make it in to work on time, a local man decided to go with the foolproof method of setting his dog to vomit at 5:00 AM.

Tired of constantly oversleeping, 36-year-old Jeff Matthews finally decided to take matters into his own hands by setting his golden retriever to throw up before the sun came up. Sources said that Matthews was sure that if his dog, Buster, was going to ralph his dinner back up, he would do it early enough to wake him on time

"It never happens after sunrise," Matthews confirmed. "For whatever reason, whenever he gets sick, it's always at some ungodly hour. It's exactly what I need to get out of bed early."

According to Matthews, the sickly-sweet smell and hacking, gravelly sound of his dog was just about the only

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