GRUNTHAL, MB

Darren Klippenstein, janitor at Fifth Mennonite Church in Grunthal, rushed to the scene this evening after he heard the Women’s Quilting Club had spent all evening “spilling the tea.”

“We didn’t make much progress on our Taylor Swift-themed quilt, but we sure spilled the tea, that’s for sure,” said Caitlin Martens. “There’s a lot to talk about in this town, let me tell you. The Thiessen family alone gives us plenty of material.”

Martens and her friends Olga Sawatzky and Brittany Wiens were spilling the tea for a good hour or so before the janitor arrived to intervene, mop bucket in hand.

“Enough, ladies, this tea spilling must end,” said Klippenstein. “I just hope you weren’t spilling yerba mate. That stuff’s impossible to get out.”

In their defence, the quilting ladies s

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