MIAMI GARDENS, FL

Attendees at Super Bowl LIV on Sunday are in for a real treat as the entire US Senate will be performing at what is being hyped as the greatest halftime show ever.

“Initially we had Springsteen, but when the Senate choir became available, he got bumped,” said Super Bowl organizer Brent McGillicuddy. “I mean when you get entertainment talent of US Senate level, you can’t pass up the chance!”

A sudden opening in the schedule became available and many US senators are looking to expand their appeal.

“We’re starting with an a capella version of ‘My Country Tis of Thee’ and moving straight into a cover of 2019’s top song ‘Bad Guy,'” said Senate Choir Director Mitch McConnell. “You should hear Mike Braun’s whisper vocals. You’d swear it was Billie Eilish herself!”

The Senat

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