By Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, serious actor, not like Vin Diesel

FOR too long the Hollywood box office has pigeon-holed my acting abilities. Post- Smashing Machine I’ll be taken seriously, and I’ll be able to put my own stamp on these iconic TV roles:

Grant Mitchell from EastEnders

Grant may have left Albert Square years ago, but I’m keen to reboot the character should movie directors ever get sick of throwing millions of dollars at me. I’ve even written my own story ideas, including a plot where Beale’s Plaice has been nuked by the Russians and it’s up to me and Phil to take out an aging Putin. It’ll all culminate in a Christmas special where I suplex him through the bar in the Queen Vic. 30 million viewers guaranteed.

Greengrass from Heartbeat

If they ever bring back Heartbeat

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