EUROVISION winner Lulu has admitted to an affair with the chameleon of pop, David Bowie. These get-togethers were equally far-fetched:

Madonna and Vanilla Ice, 1991-1992

At this point Madonna could have anyone and didn’t stint herself. So why, for two years, after his career had peaked with the release of his seminal cinematic masterpiece Cool As Ice, did she bother with this novelty act?

Chris Evans and Geri Halliwell, 1999

Their sheer ginger magnetism pulled them together, saw them each sell their stories to rival newspapers after a week-long romance, and then sent them flying apart. As criminal psychologists wisely advise, there can only be one egotistical megalomanic in a relationship. Bad news for Geri’s current marriage.

Mel C and Anthony Kiedis, 1998

A year before, the Red H

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