SEMINOLE, TX

Mr. Janzen, 41, of Seminole, laughs every time he sees those “sheeple” wearing their silly masks all over the place. Janzen is a very brave man who trusts only in the Lord and refuses to give into the fear that is being sold to us by the “lamestream media.”

“Ha ha ha! What sheep! They just do whatever the government tells them to do! Oooh, so scared!” posted Janzen in a recent meme he created with plenty of typos. “I’m not afraid of anything!”

Janzen, however, was halfway down the driveway when he realized he forgot his gun at home this morning.

“ ! I almost entered the Safeway and bought some bananas without my Remington!” said Janzen. “Just imagine what could have happened!”

Janzen says he never goes out in public without his weapon of choice locked and loaded.

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