STEINBACH, MB

Until recently local man Mr. Fehr had absolutely no use for learning the alphabet. However, the recent pandemic has forced him to learn his ABCs so he can wash his hands properly.

“All right, fine, if I have to,” said Fehr. “How does that song go again? ABCDEF…ugh, I always get hung up after that.”

In order to wash his hands for the correct amount of time, Fehr needs to make it all the way through the song, maybe even twice, but this has been quite the task for Fehr.

“I can’t even do it in ,” said Fehr. “As a , I ain’t never had any need for reading and writing, but now they say it’ll prevent me from getting the flu, so…”

Fehr has been practicing and practicing and is finally up to about the QRSTUV part.

“They say I’ve got to go for twenty seconds,” said Fehr. “But I fi

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