If you’ve ever uttered (or felt personally attacked by) the words “I apologize for the person I’m about to become when The Life of a Showgirl drops, ” this style guide is for you, Swiftie. Committing to repeatedly blasting the hotly anticipated TS12 album come Oct. 3 is one thing, but embracing Taylor Swift’s entire Showgirl ethos is another.

As is normal behavior for shrewd Swifties, many fans put their detective hats on, decoding every outfit, cryptic Instagram post, possible numerology, and Easter egg. Somehow, fans collectively (and incorrectly) concluded that Reputation (Taylor’s Version) ’ s arrival was imminent. Not only has the “Karma” songstress purportedly not “even re-recorded a quarter” of the original album , but she dropped a new one instead.

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