Friends, I'm three days removed from proclaiming Elon Musk the second biggest MAGA threat in America and two days removed from declaring that the Supreme Court annihilated the Constitution by unanimously declaring that you can't kick a guy off the ballot when he hasn't been convicted of a crime.
It leaves me with an astounding question: can you believe people actually used to take me seriously??
It really boggles the mind. I'm out on a street corner right now dressed as the Statue of Liberty, screaming that Ketanji Brown Jackson has gone MAGA -- and there was a time when I was considered a legitimate intellectual voice in the conservative movement. Me!
I'm about a month away from moving into Keith Olbermann's basement, the only man in America who agrees with me about the Trump ruling. I