Dictator Tromp, of Trompaloonyland, has today signed an Executive Order making it illegal to walk forwards. As of tomorrow morning, all citizens will be required to walk backwards. Dictator Tromp is an advocate of walking backwards, since his gold medal win at the Trompaloonyland Athletics Championship two years ago.His critics, before they disappeared, accused Dictator Tromp of underhanded tactics and the other competitors were killed in accidents the night before the final. For example one

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