Confused journalists wake up in abandoned Conservative Conference

A confused scene this morning, at the Conservative Conference, as a group of 25 or so journalists woke up to find the venue had been largely abandoned and they were the only ones left."It was weird", said Peter Bryant, a staffer for the Telegraph, "I was catching 40 winks during a Mel Stride thing and then I wake up to find everyone gone. It was like 28 days later. Only with old racists instead of zombies"A decision was made on the Tuesday morning, due to the fact that no-one was really listenin