You wanna know what’s not a good idea. Trying to make a wild animal a member of your family. I love and appreciate many animals, especially primates as they are our closest kin. But they do have certain natural protective instincts that I fully acknowledge and respect. While I don’t imagine them going on murder sprees like Michael Myers, I know my chances of surviving an attack from one is pretty slim. That’s why the trailer for Paramount Pictures upcoming horror flick Primate has me shaking my head. Because why is any of this even happening?!

A group of young and very attractive friends are on vacation in a sweet house in Hawaii. We love that for them until one of the girls, who is presumably a native, introduces her gal pals to Ben, an intelligent chimp. They are a little freaked out,

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