TODAY’S Caerphilly by-election could be a step towards Reform winning the most seats in Wales, polls suggest. But as a party known for their old-school prejudices, here is some advice for candidates.

Don’t mention sheep-shagging

It’s a proven fact that the Welsh love bestiality, but don’t mention it in case it costs you votes. Just avoid campaigning near sheep farms unless you want be mentally scarred by the sight of dozens of orgasmic Welshmen balls-deep in ewes.

Try not to make up imaginary place names

When in Wales, your natural instinct is to make up a hilarious place name such as ‘Llani-llechi-loggi-woggi’ while pretending to hawk up phlegm. It’s funny because the Welsh language is stupid, but it may be seen as a tired stereotype. If you’re going to josh with voters, keep the to

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